Oh brian c, here are a couple of options for ya...
1. All that fresh beach air that has been saturating your lungs for the last week still contains a very hight degree of salt from the ocean.. All it takes is a couple of puffs from you and when matt black oxidises it turns into a kinda ultra shiney film all over the old mat coating.. The salt is so powerful it will even turn a picture of matt black into shiney almost like nickle plate looking coating... Salt... Very strong stuff..
2. and this next one always worked for me in the jam.. Just tell her its a new gun that your girl friend just got you for being such a sexy hunk. My Ex's would always just break out laughfing saying ya right.. in your dreams jeark! and walk off shaking their heads forgetting about what every I was cover up. Try this one first.. I think it will work well for ya.
Good Luck!
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