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McCain v. Obama   A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing in a huge pile of cow manure! For lack of anything better to say, he asked, "Little boy, what ARE you doing?" The boy replied, "I am making John McCain, Mister." Now thoroughly taken aback, the man asked, "Why are you making John McCain? Why not make Barak Obama?" The boy answered, "Oh no, Mister, I can't make Barak Obama." "But why not?" asked the man. The boy replied "Well, Mister, there isn't enough bulls**t here to make Barak Obama."

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VERITAS AEQUITAS

Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

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"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein

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NRA Life Member
GOA Life Member

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.

After the coroner leaves with Steve’s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve’s wife of the terrible news.

Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.

So Jeff asks..."Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"
"Steve’s wife gave it to me!"
"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"
"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve’s widow. And, she said she wasn’t, so I said I’d bet her a six-pack she was!"

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"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein

Gotta love them texans!

TEXAS Highway Department employees stopped
 at a farm and talked
 with an old farmer. The man in charge told the
 farmer, "We need to
 inspect your farm for a possible new road.
 "The old farmer said, "OK, but don't get out in that pasture
 over
 there."
 
 The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his
 identification card and
 said, "I have the authority of the State of
 TEXAS to go anywhere I
 want. See this card? I will go wherever I
 wish." So the old farmer went about his chores.
 
 It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard
 loud screams and
 yelling. He looked over and saw several
 Highway Department employees
 running for their lives and right behind was
 the farmer's huge prize
 bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest
 and was gaining on the
 Highway employees at every step.
 
 
The old farmer yelled out, "Show him your card,
 Smart a**.... Show him
               your card!!"

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VERITAS AEQUITAS

 

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Freedom Has A Taste...And For Those That Have Fought For It , The Taste Is Sweet...The protected will never know .

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                                                Gas Attack

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she $h!t$ on you!"

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"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket." "Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked.

The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left." "And then?" "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

Man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" the man asked. "I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Hmmm . . . " the man said and nodded his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said. "So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in . . . Some things you just can't explain."

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"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose."

 An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun

in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

 He says to the waiter:

 'Want coffee.'

 The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'

 He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

 The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

 turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,

 causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere

 and then just walks out.

 The next morning the Indian returns.

 He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling

 another male buffalo with the other.

 He walks up to the counter and says to

 the waiter

  'Want coffee.'

 The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto!

 We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about,

  anyway?'

  The Indian smiles and proudly says ...

 'Training for position in United States Congress:

 Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,

 leave mess for others to clean up,

 disappear for rest of day.'

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NRA Life Member
GOA Life Member

...March 6, 1836:

 On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the
floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.

 Col. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were there already.

As the three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily toward them,
Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and asked,
"Jim...are we landscaping today?"

Supermans flying over the city one evening feeling lonely because loise is out of town, he happens to look down and sees wonder woman laying on a rooftop nekid, with her legs up in the air. Thats odd he thinks, but he gets an idea, hmmm im faster then a speeding bullet so...he builds up speed and zooms down,boing boing! whoooosh! flies away in a flash. Wonder woman leans up and looks around and says, what was that?  Invisible man says, I dont know but it tore my butt up whatever it was?

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bersa thunder 380
taurus pt/7 pro cds .45acp
taurus pt 99 af 9mm para.
smith & wesson 22-S
4 rifles, 3 shotguns, 1 muzzleloader, 1 bow.

                                                   The Cruise

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000.
Please advise?"

The old man faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!

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"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein

ad in Amarillo paper, under livestock for sale:

 

Three year old heifers for sale: Never Bred

                  Also one GAY BULL

A young boy went to his mother and asked her why wedding dresses were white. His mother answered that it was a sign that the bride was pure. The boy asked his father why wedding dresses were white and his father aswered "come on son-you know all kitchen appliances are white!"

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Thanks-"CJ"
"Say yah to da U.P. eh!"

Bersa-#622(.22),3-Lusber 84(.32),Bersa 380, Firestorm .380, Thunder 9 Hi-Cap
Keltec-P-11,P-3AT
Ruger-GP100

a mother and her young daughter are sitting on the porch when the young girl sees a big spider, she asks her mother what kind of spider it is. mother tells her its a daddy long legs. a few minutes later another big spider crawls up to the first spider and the two spiders began copulating. the little girl says to her mother, then that must be a mommy long legs?  mother laughs and tells her, no honey there both daddy long legs.  the little girl gets a startled look on her face and smashes both spiders with a sudden foot stomp, and says  loudly.."were not having any of that crap around here!!"

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bersa thunder 380
taurus pt/7 pro cds .45acp
taurus pt 99 af 9mm para.
smith & wesson 22-S
4 rifles, 3 shotguns, 1 muzzleloader, 1 bow.