brian c:
it's only a matter of time till this all catches up. I guess somewhere along the line I'll have to start owning up.... but not for awhile.
Might I suggest buying her some expensive presents. Then you can casually say "don't worry about doing anything for me <insert term of endearment>, I found a couple of little toys for me when I was out too. So we're even."
You could also take the tactic that you invested in these weapons to protect her because you are so worried about her safety and always want her to be certain that she is safe.
Another option is you could give her the choice of one of the guns. Tell her that you bought them both for her and you've only been practicing with them to break them in. Although then she gets to pick which she wants. Hmm, loss of a gun and saving your butt. Is that one worth it?
Kimi
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities.
Voltaire