I live in California. The wait is approximately 67.5 years. After that, a mandatory criminal sensitivity seminars for approximately 70 Saturday afternoons. Buy the book" I kill but I'm not all bad" for $93.00
THEN a small test to determine you know the rules. 50 essay questions, 800 multiple choice and a 45 minitue time limit.
Finally, I have to dress in drag, kiss a poster of Hillary and sing a Clay Aikens medely.
We can only carry the following concealed guns:
single shot shotgun with earth friendly, criminal sensitive styrofoam birdshot with a neon sign that says "Here come da gun dude"
But hey, we got Disneyland right![Stick out tongue [:P]](/emoticons/emotion-4.gif)
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses
both." --Dwight D. Eisenhower